intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via manda)


did-you-kno:

You can buy an alarm clock that brews a fresh pot of coffee, so you can gently awaken to the smell of your morning beverage.  Source

did-you-kno:

You can buy an alarm clock that brews a fresh pot of coffee, so you can gently awaken to the smell of your morning beverage. Source





I wonder if you ever talk about missing me to anyone.
(via the-psycho-cutie)

(via manda)


An abandoned dog found wandering the streets of Montreal was so matted and caked in dirt that he was mistaken for a pile of trash. Luckily, his rescuers cleaned him up by shaving off nearly half his visible size, giving him a massive, and much needed, transformation.



(via thickmints)




That one time Cory got a high-five from a Cheerio, so he thought it’d be a good idea to get another from a couple more.

(via lea-coryforever)



sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

(via manda)